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14.06.2025 17:44
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is your review of X-Men '97 season 1?
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Still no good
What do women talk about mostly(among themselves)?
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Why do women have sex with dogs?
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!